Dearest crazedturkey,

I have found you a new political ship. Forget Howard and Bush; now it's all about Hockey and Turnbull. Have a look at this darling picture of the two of them below:



See how Malcolm is gazing adoringly at Joe? See how Joe is so passionately talking about... whatever (probably something about he's such a good cook and is always in the kitchen, whipping up some fantastic treat after those long sessions in the Cabinet... oh, how I wish I hadn't said that now - it sounds far too euphemistic for my liking). Of course they're not about to contest the leadership of the Liberal party! They couldn't bear to be apart from each other for a second!

I hope I've given you something to think about at least (and at the same time, I apologise for giving you something to think about...).

Much love,
Katie(foolery).